shake hands with the unemployed

The phrase "shake hands with the unemployed" is a euphemistic slang expression primarily used by men in informal contexts.

Definition

C2Informal

(slang, euphemism)To urinate.

Example

  • I'll be back in a minute; I need to shake hands with the unemployed.

C2Informal

(slang, euphemism)To masturbate.

Example

  • He joked that he was shaking hands with the unemployed.

Similar

Terms that have similar or relatively close meanings to "shake hands with the unemployed":

shake handsjoin handsglad handsecret handshake